Satirical lab poster overengineers a simple pencil sharpener

class OverengineeredLaunch:
    def __init__(self, INVENTION):
        s = infer(INVENTION)                       # six slots + deliverables + design language
        self.s = s

    def causal_chain(self):                        # F₃: sensor→mechanism→problem must connect
        assert senses(self.s.sensor, self.s.micro_problem), "F₃: sensor unrelated to problem"
        assert addresses(self.s.mechanism, self.s.micro_problem), "F₃: mechanism doesn't address"
        assert excessive(self.s.over, self.s.micro_problem), "F₃: not actually overengineered"

    def render(self):
        self.causal_chain()
        return launch_board(
            hero=premium_render(self.s, design=BRAUN_x_VC),
            exploded=exploded_view(self.s), scenario=usage_scenario(self.s),
            patent=miniature_patent_sketch(self.s), case=carrying_case(self.s),
            charging=charging_system(self.s) if relevant(self.s) else None,
            edition=numbered_limited_edition(self.s),
            problem_statement=gravitas_panel(self.s.micro_problem),   # F₂: framed as societal challenge
            typography=PRO, negative_space=GENEROUS)                  # F₅

    def verify(self, img):
        assert wink_detector(img) == 0 and not cartoonish(img) and not acknowledging(img), "F₁"
        assert seriousness_uniform(img) == MAX and in_frame_importance(img) == UNSPOKEN,    "F₂"
        assert all_present(img, [exploded,scenario,patent,case,edition] + six_slots),      "F₃"
        assert one_design_language(img) and believable_manufacture(img),                   "F₄/η"
        assert hierarchy(img) and not cluttered(img),                                      "F₅"

OverengineeredLaunch(INVENTION).render()